WOW!

One cold, December day, much like today, I was meandering my way through a cave on an Indian Reservation. The cave was dark and dreary and reaked of dead flesh, like most caves do. However, I was told by my little brother that this cave possessed something unimaginable. Big Foot. I therefore, brought my HP digital camera and photo printer to the cave. I had planned on photographing the animal and printing it out immediately (amazingly enough this cave had power and the capabilities for me to print a picture! What a cave). However, upon my arrival, I realized my plans soon would be changing. When I got to the cave, I started snapping pictures, which I presume awakened the monster. He got up and I swear this guy was 20 feet tall. Big Foot actually knows how to spoke and told me that if I didn't stop snapping pictures he would BREAK MY CAMERA!!! Well, at that moment, I snapped another shot really quickly and tried to make a run for it, but my printer was already plugged in and I just happened to trip over the cord. My camera flew out of my hands, and undamaged, landed on the ground, but the monster had a wider leg-span than me, and soon possessed my camera. He threw it back on the ground and jumped on it, crushing it to smiterines. Then he broke my printer in two and ate it in one bite. I met Big Foot two years ago in December, and yet, I have no proof, so no one ever believes me. Oh how I wish I had another wonderful little HP digital camera and photo printer. Then maybe I could try to usedigital photography to catch the beast on film for real.

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